Episode 196

[Brian]

Spring! Happy Birthdays, St. Patrick’s Day, Thwarting Hostage Situations, Gas Leak Update, SNL Movies, WMR Debates, Mo’ Money Taxes, Life Coaching Try Outs, Living Forever, Winged Goths, Seed Tagging is a hit, Threatening Email, Chat Roulette, How to eat healthy, Sacs, Animal Peanut Butter Lick, A Benny Hill Tragedy.

[Hu]

When I updated itunes it wasn't there I thought the gas had finally got to you. Then I get it and see the gas is still slowly killing you! Good times. Can't wait to listen.

[Wiseacre]

I was watching the show in spirit. I didn't log in until the Benny Hill video.

[Stronghold]

Seems I missed a good show. And to think I did for a loosing home game of baseball and a foul ball clonking me in the head.

[BrontoThunder]

It doesn't seem to be on my iTunes feed - anyone else having this problem?

Edit: Fixed - Downloading now.

[Valexi]

I downloaded it just fine.

Anyway, great show = )

[BrontoThunder]

Bryan - "Greg acts like he knows everything but he knows nothing."

Oooooooooh the irony.


Another great episode.

[Jhawk906]

where can I read the crazy womens email?

[Meatshield]

Brian, you're really fuckin' dumb. .  Crazy woman's email is randomized with your name.  See watch, I'll write one too.

I was outraged and ashamed after hearing about some of Baron Brian Berris, Esq.'s latest cajoleries. I assume you already know that Brian's continuous and deliberate misuse of the word "stereophotogrammetry" in an attempt to relabel millions of people as "annoying" is both xenophobic and lackadaisical, but I have something more important to tell you. I do not find prognoses that are intrusive, larcenous, and hopeless to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor but maybe Brian claims that he is a master of precognition, psychokinesis, remote viewing, and other undeveloped human capabilities. I respond that he is doing some serious mau-mauing.

I agree that Brian's loyalists are just as bad as Brian is, if not worse. But I also think that Brian's pals often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. Every time he utters or writes a statement that supports nepotism—even indirectly—it sends a message that he has answers to everything. I definitely allege that we mustn't let him make such statements, partly because nothing agitates and humiliates him more than when I do what comes naturally, but primarily because I once managed to get him to agree that violence is a crutch for the depravity of which namby-pamby, ruthless sewer rats are capable. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, he did a volte-face and denied that he had ever said that.

Think about that for a minute. Let it sink in. It should soon become clear that in these days of political correctness and the changing of how history is taught in schools to fulfill a particular agenda, the depth of Brian's disdain for the public and the height of his hubris are evident in his attempts to utilize legal, above-ground organizing in combination with illegal, underground tactics to dupe people into believing that authoritarianism provides an easy escape from a life of frustration, unhappiness, desperation, depression, and loneliness. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me keep his co-conspirators at bay. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because we must sincerely make Brian pay for his crimes against humanity. Does that sound extremist? Is it too improvident for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way, but that's life. Thus, in summing up, we can establish the following: 1) Baron Brian Berris, Esq.'s yes-men are suckers for rallying chants, regurgitated, standardized slogans, and other behavioral reinforcements, and 2) thanks to Brian, callow segregationists can now freely lay waste to the environment.

That is all.

[Batty]

Brian, you're really fuckin' dumb. .  Crazy woman's email is randomized with your name.  See watch, I'll write one too.

I was outraged and ashamed after hearing about some of Baron Brian Berris, Esq.'s latest cajoleries. I assume you already know that Brian's continuous and deliberate misuse of the word "stereophotogrammetry" in an attempt to relabel millions of people as "annoying" is both xenophobic and lackadaisical, but I have something more important to tell you. I do not find prognoses that are intrusive, larcenous, and hopeless to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor but maybe Brian claims that he is a master of precognition, psychokinesis, remote viewing, and other undeveloped human capabilities. I respond that he is doing some serious mau-mauing.

I agree that Brian's loyalists are just as bad as Brian is, if not worse. But I also think that Brian's pals often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. Every time he utters or writes a statement that supports nepotism—even indirectly—it sends a message that he has answers to everything. I definitely allege that we mustn't let him make such statements, partly because nothing agitates and humiliates him more than when I do what comes naturally, but primarily because I once managed to get him to agree that violence is a crutch for the depravity of which namby-pamby, ruthless sewer rats are capable. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, he did a volte-face and denied that he had ever said that.

Think about that for a minute. Let it sink in. It should soon become clear that in these days of political correctness and the changing of how history is taught in schools to fulfill a particular agenda, the depth of Brian's disdain for the public and the height of his hubris are evident in his attempts to utilize legal, above-ground organizing in combination with illegal, underground tactics to dupe people into believing that authoritarianism provides an easy escape from a life of frustration, unhappiness, desperation, depression, and loneliness. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me keep his co-conspirators at bay. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because we must sincerely make Brian pay for his crimes against humanity. Does that sound extremist? Is it too improvident for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way, but that's life. Thus, in summing up, we can establish the following: 1) Baron Brian Berris, Esq.'s yes-men are suckers for rallying chants, regurgitated, standardized slogans, and other behavioral reinforcements, and 2) thanks to Brian, callow segregationists can now freely lay waste to the environment.

That is all.

Just listened to the show and I completely agree.

I will now climb out of your ass.

[creep]

That's. . . the most words I've ever seen in one post by anyone in the forums.

[Funky Biscuits]

That's. . . the most words I've ever seen in one post by anyone in the forums.

Same

[Crazylady]

Aww you guys are no fun

[Batty]

D'ohohohohohoh

[Funky Biscuits]

Batty you made that acount didn't you.. ?
sad!