Bar Night

Oh, don't be so hard on him, Riposte dear!
We're rooting for you, Funky!
Whether you win or lose, we still love you

Don't coddle the boy, darling. Come on, Funky! I know you can do this. Push yourself!

Ohhh, but you're pressuring him!
He's too young to be stressed!
Funky! Even if you lose, we're still taking you to Chuck E. Cheese afterwards, dear!
Your father's buying, of course.

Now Funky, you know I both love and respect you. But both feelings would be amplified if only you had -1000 karma.
You don't understand, Cold. This is part of growing up and becoming a man. Funky needs to win this.

*mutters* This is why I wanted a girl....
But, I suppose there's still time to turn him gay before he hits high school...
We love you, Funky dear!

Eeeep! False statement.