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« Reply #1560 on: July 09, 2009, 11:19:26 AM »

Well areas of my
Town are full of scrathead so anything can get fucked basically, she actually has 5 kids and she walks them to school on leads (true).
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« Reply #1561 on: July 09, 2009, 06:31:28 PM »

I had a nightmare the other night where I was having gay sex with a dude. It was one of those depressing 'you want to kill yourself to get out of this situation' type of dreams.
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« Reply #1562 on: July 09, 2009, 06:32:24 PM »

Mind going more into detail on that?
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« Reply #1563 on: July 09, 2009, 06:40:29 PM »

Are you seriously that big of a homophobe, Riposte?
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« Reply #1564 on: July 09, 2009, 06:44:22 PM »

Are you seriously that big of a homophobe, Riposte?
Go have a dream where you're doing a man then come back and tell me how you feel.

Worst part is I think it was someone I know from my Windy City days.
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« Reply #1565 on: July 09, 2009, 06:50:56 PM »

So, were you doing the man, or was the man doing you?
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« Reply #1566 on: July 09, 2009, 07:41:58 PM »

Are you seriously that big of a homophobe, Riposte?
Go have a dream where you're doing a man then come back and tell me how you feel.
Wow, you are that big of a homophobe.
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« Reply #1567 on: July 10, 2009, 01:15:01 AM »

I hate those dreams that are scaring the shit out of you, but you can't wake up... Not like gay sex though.

Test for mythbusters: If you're having on of those suicidal dreams where you jump off the cliff or you are about to get murdered, is it true you have a heart attack if you don't wake up? I've never stayed asleep during one of these dreams, but a kid told me you have a heart attack if you don't wake up. Sounds retarded, but right up mythbusters alley. 
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« Reply #1568 on: July 10, 2009, 03:02:07 AM »

sort of like if you don't wake up during a wet dream you have an orgasm?
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« Reply #1569 on: July 10, 2009, 03:35:53 AM »

I had an 'epic' dream last week. Epic as used by dream anylists.

Pretty amazing, changed me a little.
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« Reply #1570 on: July 10, 2009, 11:32:20 AM »

I hate those dreams that are scaring the shit out of you, but you can't wake up... Not like gay sex though.

Test for mythbusters: If you're having on of those suicidal dreams where you jump off the cliff or you are about to get murdered, is it true you have a heart attack if you don't wake up? I've never stayed asleep during one of these dreams, but a kid told me you have a heart attack if you don't wake up. Sounds retarded, but right up mythbusters alley. 
That's complete bullshit.
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« Reply #1571 on: July 10, 2009, 11:57:37 AM »

I had an 'epic' dream last week. Epic as used by dream anylists.

Pretty amazing, changed me a little.

You sound like a huge pussy. You do realise that a dream is just your brain pasting together memories and imagination; anything you think is 'epic' could most probably be experienced by someone else. Also I don't think 'dream analyst' is a proper job.
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« Reply #1572 on: July 10, 2009, 03:21:30 PM »

Dream analyst is a job? That's like getting paid for being Wicca.
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« Reply #1573 on: July 10, 2009, 06:02:09 PM »

I had an 'epic' dream last week. Epic as used by dream anylists.

Pretty amazing, changed me a little.

You sound like a huge pussy. You do realise that a dream is just your brain pasting together memories and imagination; anything you think is 'epic' could most probably be experienced by someone else. Also I don't think 'dream analyst' is a proper job.
tell that to signeund Freud and carl Jung you fag. And dreams can be much more than what you describe, and if you don't know what an 'epic' dream is then take 2 seconds an google it. You just don't understand Smiley
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« Reply #1574 on: July 10, 2009, 06:49:52 PM »

I had a nightmare the other night that a kid I knew from second grade wanted to rape me and this fat Mexican chick because I wouldn't show him the text message I got from God on my cellphone. When we were running away from him, we found a circus behind my old elementary school where this skinny Arab dude in a beret and a fat, blond, heavily-bearded old man were talking about making buns, but they were 2-D and when they talked, the text box from Professor Layton and the Curious Village popped up at the bottom of the "screen" and made the little speech blip-blip noises.

I have the weirdest dreams ever.
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