That would be amazing!
(even though he's technically my ex now

)
Hey, if you ever want to talk about it, I'll be there for you.
Then we can go out to a bar and drown our troubles,
then I can totally take advantage of you.
...hm. I think I wasn't supposed to actually say one of those.
By the way, it should look like he was the leader of some huge band about 15 years ago and now this is his washed up attempt at a solo project, and the commercial pathetically tries to convince you he's still cool and that you should feel lucky being able to buy this.