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« on: December 17, 2008, 12:30:26 AM » |
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Bryan Corpolongo solemnly delivers a sincere recorded apology, stating his remorse for the events that ocurred.
That's it. Take your fucking pick what he's apologizing for:
Microwaved Greg's cat
Punched the Governor of New York in the face
robbed a bank
embezzled thousands from applebees
stepped on a crack and broke his mother's back
said howdy to guy while leaving an elevator
assassinated Hitler
Didn't report a fugitive slave who escaped to the north
crashed his car into a retarded
smoked a cigarette backwards
lied about being made of dicks
got peanut butter in your chocolate
dryhumped a pile of Sacajaweya dollars
went to see Twilight
drank a chocolate milk then farted for hours
jogged
Told Tom Cruise he smelled like tooth paste
sat on a whoopie cushion
shat on Whoopie Goldberg
threw the ring into the fire
shot the proton torpedo in the exhaust chute
paid the troll toll to get in a boys hole
throat sang
etc....
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 07:34:25 AM » |
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I want to see him apologize for all of these things, but give a weak excuse for doing it afterwards.
"I'm sorry I punched the Governor of New York in the face, but I just hate blind people."
"I'm sorry I robbed that bank, but they shouldn't have left all that money lying around and tempting me with it."
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 10:26:27 AM » |
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"I'm really sorry for feeling up my cousin last Christmas"
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2008, 02:37:23 PM » |
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"I'm really sorry for feeling up my cousin last Christmas"
.. but we were both drunk and it seemed like a good idea at the time. Besides, it's not like we had actual intercourse, right? |
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2008, 04:29:44 PM » |
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I just really want to see a video with Bryan Corpolongo talking seriously to the camera.
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2009, 12:21:38 AM » |
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Went to go see Twighlight...
That movie was a fuckin' joke!
I mean, seriously?
The book was mediocre, but in the movie it was like the y were mocking the storyline!
I still went to see it
(Damn that Robert Pattinson)
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Has anyone ever REALLY realized how awesome Incubus is?
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2009, 02:54:32 PM » |
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I think you posted in the wrong thread.
That vampire was so fucking dreamy though right?
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2009, 03:21:09 PM » |
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I think you posted in the wrong thread.
That vampire was so fucking dreamy though right?
Hah, no I want him to apologise for seeing it. (Yeah<3, jk) |
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2009, 05:46:46 PM » |
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oh, that's a good one. Although I can't imagine him even saying the word twilight for some reason. I don't think he ever has.
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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2009, 04:18:17 AM » |
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I want him to apologize to all those things with sad piano music in the background
And it will get to the point when he starts cryin'
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2009, 12:56:07 PM » |
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i dont have one yet but i finally got to play with one last night. i played the bowling one with a group of people at this event. it was enough to make me want one. i need some suggestions on what games to get when i get one.
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2009, 01:36:00 PM » |
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No idea what you're trying to do here. You must have missed your intended thread by miles.
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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2009, 05:44:03 PM » |
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i dont have one yet but i finally got to play with one last night. i played the bowling one with a group of people at this event. it was enough to make me want one. i need some suggestions on what games to get when i get one.
This spam is the worst yet. It doesn't even have a point. |
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