I had an idea for a little video I was gonna make, but I don't have the time or resources necessary, so I decided to type up a script for you guys and hopefully you can do it. Here's the first page, I can email you the whole thing if you want it.
Wreckless Media Radio Vidcast – “The Psychiatric Office”
Characters:
Dr. Schultz Schultz is a psychiatrist who somehow managed to get his degree even though he is a complete quack and a nutcase. He is more insane than his patients are, and loves to constantly annoy his patients and act like everything’s normal. He dresses in a nice business suit and tie, like any respectable doctor would.
Alan Johnson Alan is a pussy who married a bitch of a wife who is constantly abusing him. He’s been too timid to do anything about it until he finally got the balls to see a psychiatrist about it. When someone is fucking with him, like they always do, he never says anything about it because he’s a little baby. He talks awkwardly, with some pauses and stammers, but not enough to be annoying. He dresses in a button down, and khakis with a belt; basically, like a dork.
Schultz’s Secretary She’s just as insane as Schultz is, but she never says anything. All she does is sit behind her desk, typing/slamming gibberish (and not WMR gibberish, nonsensical gibberish) on a typewriter non-stop while loudly smacking the same piece of gum she’s been chewing on for the last 2 years non-stop. She should be played by a man with an obviously fake wig, possibly worn slightly askew, and throw pillows for tits.
Setting:
Schultz’s office should be a comfortable setting for any psychiatric patient, with a diploma or two on the wall, some foliage, perhaps a Zen-like miniature fountain and a white noise machine. Patients sit or lie down on the couch while Schultz himself sits in his big chair (think just a few steps down in snobbishness of something a rich asshole banker would sit in). The secretary sits behind a professional desk, like something at a regular doctor’s office. The typewriter is directly in the middle, with nothing else on the desk. No phones, no pens, the desk is completely bare save for the typewriter.
Props:
Notepad and pen for Schultz
Feather duster
Old, beat up typewriter; even if (especially if) it’s missing some keys and barely functioning
Can of mace, pepper spray, something along the lines of that (You don’t really have to get maced in the face this time, you know, you can always fake it).
